Linda: I heard a horrifying fact about Gila Monsters today on a children's zoo show. When they latch on to bite you they don't let go!
Farmer John: Like snapping turtles.
Linda: (rolls her eyes toward her husband doubtfully)
Farmer John: (nods sagely) Yup. When they latch on they don't let go until it thunders.
Linda: You make this stuff up. I swear you think I'll believe anything. (Pulls out her smart phone, finds hundreds of references--albeit most labeled folklore--to snapping turtles not letting go until it thunders).
Linda: (Sheepishly) Ummm...guess that's just one I hadn't heard before.
Farmer John: (Smug) Well, I do know a few things you don't.