I admit there is one exception to these statements; I did my level best to reveal my husband's personality in the character of Farmer John. He has a host of aggravating, lovable, endearing, and infuriating characteristics, and I tried to include them all; after all, my own husband can't sue me (I don't think).
I ride along in the old red pickup to help with chores each morning and have taken to carrying a pen and notebook along. In this way I've gathered quite a few "Farmer Johnisms" for my next Karola book, if there is one (first y'all need to help the current Karola book sell well enough so I don't have to pay a publishing fee to have my next book published. I've decided we aren't doing that again, I don't care how much the nice publisher likes my book, even if he does have a charming Irish brogue. After all, the Proverbs 31 woman brings in cash via her hobbies rather then expending it...but that's another blog post. Meantime, click HERE to review the book--you don't have to have purchased the book at Amazon to review there).
Yesterday morning John was sorting cattle as he prepared to move them to pasture. He prefers to do this job alone, spurning his father's help, telling our son not to bother to drive down to help, and instructing me sternly to stay in the truck. He says the cattle are used to him and get spooked if anyone else shows up, and this may be true. However, I'm convinced there is something more. He doesn't want anyone distracting the critters from his mystical cattle-influencing talents.
As John strides into their midst the animals stop what they are doing and stare at him like prepubescent girls stare at posters of Justin Bieber. John fixes his gaze upon the animal he desires to move. She casts her eyes from side to side and bats her long eyelashes...and then, incredibly, turns in the direction he wants her to go.
John's appeal to the critters may have more to do with the scent of corn chop than with any mystic talent, but I'm not sure.
I call him "The cow whisperer."